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I JUST  GOT THE CAR

theconcealedprince:

my parents got me a graduation present

my step-dad said i get part of it tomorrow

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT I NEED TO KNOW OKAY?

IT’S $1000. PART OF MY GRADUATION GIFT IS $1000 AND MY STEPDAD JUST GAVE IT TO ME

I’M SCARED TO ASK FOR THE OTHER HALF

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

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(Source: danielodowd, via l-esbian)

my parents got me a graduation present

my step-dad said i get part of it tomorrow

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT I NEED TO KNOW OKAY?

strangeforeignbeauty:

Deva Middleton

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pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

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zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

only 90’s kids would remember iCarly

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